Quotes of Groucho Marx

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."

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